the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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