Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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