sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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