I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He passed out mid-signature
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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