careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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