i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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