i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
