at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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