the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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