I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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