office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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