no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i can't believe i had my finger in that
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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