Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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