If i come over, it means nothing
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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