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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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