I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
