So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Never joke about your clitoris.
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