I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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