It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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