508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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