JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Randomize
