Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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