theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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