so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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