other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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