is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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