I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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