Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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