I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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