she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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