So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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