Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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