Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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