I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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