lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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