when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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