Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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