ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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