i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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