So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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