yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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