she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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