i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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