dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My butt remains clenched, sir.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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