why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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