it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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