he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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