doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm at about main and main street
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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