hell yes lets make some ravioli
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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