Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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