Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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