Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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