it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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