the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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