hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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