Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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